The Big O (The Virgin Diaries)
“When he knocks on the door at three in the afternoon or one in the morning I’m dressed and ready for him and by dressed I mean naked under the sheets.
“When is Dr. Sex coming over?” Scout asks, rolling her eyes.
“He gets off at ten if all goes smooth on his shift.”
“I’m taking my Ambien, Tylenol PM, Vicodin, and Valium cocktail now, so I don’t have to hear the two of you sappy asses.”
“We’re not loud.” I toss the throw pillow at her.
“Oren, stick it in my butt, please. Ride ...my ass until sunset,” Scout mocks, dry humping the back of my couch.
“I’ve never said that.”
“I know.” She shrugs. “But be honest, the curious part of you wants to know how it feels rimming that asshole.”
“Go search Tinder, Bitter Betty.”
“Oh, I will and watch ample amounts of porn to drown you two out.”MoreLess
“When is Dr. Sex coming over?” Scout asks, rolling her eyes.
“He gets off at ten if all goes smooth on his shift.”
“I’m taking my Ambien, Tylenol PM, Vicodin, and Valium cocktail now, so I don’t have to hear the two of you sappy asses.”
“We’re not loud.” I toss the throw pillow at her.
“Oren, stick it in my butt, please. Ride ...my ass until sunset,” Scout mocks, dry humping the back of my couch.
“I’ve never said that.”
“I know.” She shrugs. “But be honest, the curious part of you wants to know how it feels rimming that asshole.”
“Go search Tinder, Bitter Betty.”
“Oh, I will and watch ample amounts of porn to drown you two out.”MoreLess
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