The Bare Bum Gang And the Holy Grail
“It actually didn’t smell that bad – I mean the sewer, not Rude Word’s bottom, which usually niffed pretty rotten, despite all the licking he gave it. It hadn’t rained for a while, so the bottom was dry. I mean the bottom of the tunnel, not Rude Word’s bottom. In fact, to avoid confusion, from now on when I mean Rude Word’s bottom, I’ll say Rude Word’s bottom, and when I mean anyone else’s bottom, or the bottom of a tunnel or any other kind of bottom, then I’ll just say bottom.
I hope that’s cle...ar.
‘Everyone OK?’ I shouted.
My shout echoed along the tunnel in a most spooky manner.
‘Can’t see a thing,’ came an echoey voice back.
‘Let me through,’ I said. ‘I’ve got my torch.’ I pushed past Rude Word, The Moan, Jamie and Jennifer. It was a tight squeeze, and I ended up getting a bit stuck with Jennifer – which was pretty embarrassing, I can tell you, especially as there were about three seconds when her lips were squidged up against my cheek. Someone might have said this counted as kissing, but that would be completely unfair, as this was a matter of life and death, not just yucky girly kissing stuff.MoreLess
I hope that’s cle...ar.
‘Everyone OK?’ I shouted.
My shout echoed along the tunnel in a most spooky manner.
‘Can’t see a thing,’ came an echoey voice back.
‘Let me through,’ I said. ‘I’ve got my torch.’ I pushed past Rude Word, The Moan, Jamie and Jennifer. It was a tight squeeze, and I ended up getting a bit stuck with Jennifer – which was pretty embarrassing, I can tell you, especially as there were about three seconds when her lips were squidged up against my cheek. Someone might have said this counted as kissing, but that would be completely unfair, as this was a matter of life and death, not just yucky girly kissing stuff.MoreLess
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