Tea With Jam And Dread
“She later revealed that she’d ventured to nibble on some sort of refreshment offered to her at the Convent of Perpetual Agony (her words, not mine). She wasn’t able to identify the treat, except to say that it was disgusting, vile, nauseating, etc. I wasn’t able to help on that account, as her description applied to everything that I’d ever sampled there as well.
My pioneer ancestors could not have gotten as far inland as Hernia had not every single one of them been willing upon more than one o...ccasion to sneak off behind a bush to attend to their bodily functions. Lady Aubrey made it abundantly clear, via more wailing, that the grand mistress of Gloomsburythorpe was above taking a squat in the woods, even if her high-born hinnie was hidden. At that point, we either made it back to the PennDutch in time or I surrendered my cream-coloured Cadillac to the hang-ups of the English upper class.
Actually, there was a third option, albeit an unpleasant one; that option was to stop in at Rudy Swinefister’s farmhouse and beg to use his facilities.MoreLess
My pioneer ancestors could not have gotten as far inland as Hernia had not every single one of them been willing upon more than one o...ccasion to sneak off behind a bush to attend to their bodily functions. Lady Aubrey made it abundantly clear, via more wailing, that the grand mistress of Gloomsburythorpe was above taking a squat in the woods, even if her high-born hinnie was hidden. At that point, we either made it back to the PennDutch in time or I surrendered my cream-coloured Cadillac to the hang-ups of the English upper class.
Actually, there was a third option, albeit an unpleasant one; that option was to stop in at Rudy Swinefister’s farmhouse and beg to use his facilities.MoreLess
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