Tales From the Land of Ooo (2013)
“Finn said. “Of all the Kingdoms, Boneyard is def the creepiest.”
Finn and Jake were crossing through the dark and horrible Boneyard Kingdom, which is why—y’know—the overwhelming creepiness of the place was on Finn’s mind. The moon cast twisted and misshapen shadows, while tall, spindly trees reached out of the ground like skeletal hands—talons that might grab you at any moment.
It was totes scary.
“Agreed, bro—” Jake began to say, but was stopped short by a sound—a horrible, profane, otherworld...ly sound that went a lil’ something like: GREEOOOOAARHHHHH!!!
“Holy demon butts!” Finn exclaimed.
“Sorry, dude,” Jake said. “False alarm. That was just my belly.” Jake then punched himself in the belly and shouted, “SHUT UP, YELLOW BELLY!”
“Whoa, man, your stomach is heated,” said Finn.
“Yeah. I’m superstarved,” Jake replied. “Where’s that snail that’s always hanging around? If I saw him, I’d be all like, nom nom nom!”
Finn put away his sword, Jake suppressed his hunger, and the two righteous buds continued their trek through the murky woods.MoreLess
Finn and Jake were crossing through the dark and horrible Boneyard Kingdom, which is why—y’know—the overwhelming creepiness of the place was on Finn’s mind. The moon cast twisted and misshapen shadows, while tall, spindly trees reached out of the ground like skeletal hands—talons that might grab you at any moment.
It was totes scary.
“Agreed, bro—” Jake began to say, but was stopped short by a sound—a horrible, profane, otherworld...ly sound that went a lil’ something like: GREEOOOOAARHHHHH!!!
“Holy demon butts!” Finn exclaimed.
“Sorry, dude,” Jake said. “False alarm. That was just my belly.” Jake then punched himself in the belly and shouted, “SHUT UP, YELLOW BELLY!”
“Whoa, man, your stomach is heated,” said Finn.
“Yeah. I’m superstarved,” Jake replied. “Where’s that snail that’s always hanging around? If I saw him, I’d be all like, nom nom nom!”
Finn put away his sword, Jake suppressed his hunger, and the two righteous buds continued their trek through the murky woods.MoreLess
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