Tales From a Not-So-Fabulous Life
“They’re always making NASTY comments about any girl who wanders within six feet of them. I mean, who do they think they are?
THE FASHION POLICE?!
Today, in under one minute, MacKenzie gave out the following scathing fashion commentary while applying her lip gloss: “Don’t you need a LICENSE to be that UGLY?” “That outfit would be perfect for Goodwill. If she knows what’s GOOD for her, she WILL burn it.” “OMG! I bought that exact same sweater she’s wearing! For my dog, from PetSmart.” “What...’s that awful STANK?! She’s supposed to spray on the perfume, not marinate in it.” “She has SO much acne, she uses a special makeup brand. It’s called Why Bother.” “What’s up with her new hairstyle? It looks like a small mammal made a nest in her hair, had babies, and died!” “She thinks she’s SO cute. She’s just living proof that manure can actually grow legs and walk.” To call MacKenzie a “mean girl” would be an understatement.MoreLess
THE FASHION POLICE?!
Today, in under one minute, MacKenzie gave out the following scathing fashion commentary while applying her lip gloss: “Don’t you need a LICENSE to be that UGLY?” “That outfit would be perfect for Goodwill. If she knows what’s GOOD for her, she WILL burn it.” “OMG! I bought that exact same sweater she’s wearing! For my dog, from PetSmart.” “What...’s that awful STANK?! She’s supposed to spray on the perfume, not marinate in it.” “She has SO much acne, she uses a special makeup brand. It’s called Why Bother.” “What’s up with her new hairstyle? It looks like a small mammal made a nest in her hair, had babies, and died!” “She thinks she’s SO cute. She’s just living proof that manure can actually grow legs and walk.” To call MacKenzie a “mean girl” would be an understatement.MoreLess
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