Tabloidology (2009)
Tabloidology
“When the bell rang, everyone headed to class. Teachers talked, students listened—mostly. Long-division questions were answered, the word because was misspelled, a game of dodgeball was played in the gym and the librarian read Buddy Concrackle’s Amazing Adventure to a class. Everyone was doing what they were supposed to be doing at Upland Green School.
All that changed at 9:43 am when a grade-seven student, Felicity Snodgrass, raised her hand in class and said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Roper. May I go t...o the washroom?”
“Certainly, Felicity. But hurry back. It’s almost recess,” her teacher replied.
Felicity ambled down the hallway, taking her time, hoping to dawdle in the washroom until the recess bell. She pushed open the door to the girls’ washroom and headed toward the middle stall. As soon as the washroom door swung shut behind her, she froze.
Coming from somewhere in the back of one of the toilets was a gurgling voice: “I’m so embarrassed that I blushed For down the toilet I was flushed!MoreLess
All that changed at 9:43 am when a grade-seven student, Felicity Snodgrass, raised her hand in class and said, “Excuse me, Mrs. Roper. May I go t...o the washroom?”
“Certainly, Felicity. But hurry back. It’s almost recess,” her teacher replied.
Felicity ambled down the hallway, taking her time, hoping to dawdle in the washroom until the recess bell. She pushed open the door to the girls’ washroom and headed toward the middle stall. As soon as the washroom door swung shut behind her, she froze.
Coming from somewhere in the back of one of the toilets was a gurgling voice: “I’m so embarrassed that I blushed For down the toilet I was flushed!MoreLess
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