“And not to sound like a total douche, but there’s a spring in my step. A lightness in my mood. I’m excited. Looking forward to this evening with Chelsea—and, yes, with the kids too. Sure, they’re half a dozen little cockblockers, but they’re funny. Smart. In general, pretty awesome. The fact that there’s a really good chance I’m going to finally get laid doesn’t hurt, either. I knock on the door, holding a bouquet of white roses and the movie in one hand. The door opens, and in fron...t of me stands a tall, tan, lanky guy with strategically tousled dirty-blond hair, a white T-shirt, saggy jeans, and a shark-tooth necklace. He lifts his chin in greeting. “Hey.” “Hey.” Who the fuck is he, and why is he answering the door? “Where’s Chelsea?” He steps back, opening the door wider, turning his head. “Babe! There’s a guy here.”MoreLessRead More Read Less
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