Survivor
“However, it’s your lucky day because there is a way to stop being a failure and start living a full and fantastic life. All you have to do is read the first three Floods books.
If you borrow them from a library or a friend, that’s fine – though if you go out and buy them, then you will become a totally brilliant person and are guaranteed to be a huge success, incredibly popular, stunningly rich and good looking.
Yes, it’s true, all these great achievements can be yours simply by buying your own... copies of the three Floods books that came before this one.
However, if you are too poor or mean or lazy or Belgian or simply impatient to bother with the first three books, this is what you have missed… The Floods are a family of witches and wizards who live in Acacia Avenue – an ordinary street in an ordinary town, just the sort of place you and I might live. The first Floods book is called Neighbours because it’s all about the neighbours from hell who live next door to the Floods.MoreLess
If you borrow them from a library or a friend, that’s fine – though if you go out and buy them, then you will become a totally brilliant person and are guaranteed to be a huge success, incredibly popular, stunningly rich and good looking.
Yes, it’s true, all these great achievements can be yours simply by buying your own... copies of the three Floods books that came before this one.
However, if you are too poor or mean or lazy or Belgian or simply impatient to bother with the first three books, this is what you have missed… The Floods are a family of witches and wizards who live in Acacia Avenue – an ordinary street in an ordinary town, just the sort of place you and I might live. The first Floods book is called Neighbours because it’s all about the neighbours from hell who live next door to the Floods.MoreLess
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