Stuff Christians Like
“My three-year-old daughter likes to touch all the lizard tanks and the rat cages and then put her hands in her mouth. I used to pride myself on my hand sanitizing skills, but one night while driving home from the pet store, I looked in the rearview mirror and saw that she had removed her sandals and was enthusiastically licking the bottom of them. Awesome.
GETTING DRAGGED OUT OF SERVICE WHEN YOUR KID GETS KICKED OUT OF SUNDAY SCHOOL When you hear your name called on the television game show The... Price Is Right, that’s a good thing. It means you’re about to go bid on fantastic prizes and possibly spin a giant wheel to win a motor home and a Corvette or a croquet set and three lawn chairs. Jumping up and down and yelling with excitement is an appropriate response. But you shouldn’t do that if you’re getting called out in the middle of church to go pick up your kid from Sunday school.
At most churches they won’t call out your name during the service. If the church is small enough, they’ll send a Sunday school volunteer to come find you and let you know that you’ve won a screaming, inconsolable child.MoreLess
GETTING DRAGGED OUT OF SERVICE WHEN YOUR KID GETS KICKED OUT OF SUNDAY SCHOOL When you hear your name called on the television game show The... Price Is Right, that’s a good thing. It means you’re about to go bid on fantastic prizes and possibly spin a giant wheel to win a motor home and a Corvette or a croquet set and three lawn chairs. Jumping up and down and yelling with excitement is an appropriate response. But you shouldn’t do that if you’re getting called out in the middle of church to go pick up your kid from Sunday school.
At most churches they won’t call out your name during the service. If the church is small enough, they’ll send a Sunday school volunteer to come find you and let you know that you’ve won a screaming, inconsolable child.MoreLess
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