Stiffed
“Whilst Sally’s gone I’m to get a shower and try and make myself presentable for Pirelli. I doubt I’ll get through the door looking like someone who’s been dragged through a hedge backwards and then beaten with a stick on the other side. I wander round the house, savoring the peace and calm; some time to myself after the madness of the night and morning. There’s no doubt that Sally has landed on her feet. The place is like a palace, tastefully decorated and spic and span – like one of those ...homes you see featured in lifestyle magazines. Everything matches and nothing is out of place.
I head into an enormous bathroom decorated with large white tiles and chrome fittings. There’s a Jacuzzi bath in one corner, a walk in shower in the other, a pristine toilet and a bidet. Sally has laid out one of her idiot husband’s light blue shirts with a collar on a chair, along with a yellow tie, a pair of black polyester trousers, black shoes and white y-fronts. The fresh t-shirt I brought with me has ‘I’m with this moron’ written across it in large letters accompanied by an arrow. Hardly the thing to wear when visiting a mafia boss. I hold up the trousers. They’re about two inches too short, but I can live with them. The shoes are a size too small, but should be okay. Thank God I also threw into the plastic bag I brought with me a fresh pair of boxers.MoreLess
I head into an enormous bathroom decorated with large white tiles and chrome fittings. There’s a Jacuzzi bath in one corner, a walk in shower in the other, a pristine toilet and a bidet. Sally has laid out one of her idiot husband’s light blue shirts with a collar on a chair, along with a yellow tie, a pair of black polyester trousers, black shoes and white y-fronts. The fresh t-shirt I brought with me has ‘I’m with this moron’ written across it in large letters accompanied by an arrow. Hardly the thing to wear when visiting a mafia boss. I hold up the trousers. They’re about two inches too short, but I can live with them. The shoes are a size too small, but should be okay. Thank God I also threw into the plastic bag I brought with me a fresh pair of boxers.MoreLess
Read book Stiffed for free
You can download books for free in various formats, such as epub, pdf, azw, mobi, txt and others on book networks site. Additionally, the entire text is available for online reading through our e-reader. Our site is not responsible for the performance of third-party products (sites).
Write Review:
Guest
Read Also
9 / 10
8 / 10
User Reviews: