Six (2014)
“Vid blog 17 — A Day in the Life of a Legend. Today’s topic is…um…success. By the time I upload this series of vid blogs at the end of Year 12, things will have changed a lot. Maybe I’ll make more sense to all of you — the ones that I leave behind in good old Silver Valley.
Ummm, so, today some guy asked me how I do it. How I’m always hooked up with a gorgeous girl. I gave him a look that said, ‘I dunno what you’re talking about,’ and walked away, but he followed and tapped me on the shoulder.
‘...Come on,’ he said. ‘I really want to know.’ ‘Word of mouth,’ I said and left him with that.
So this is the truth about my success with girls. And listen well.
I chat up the girls’ mums, and they love me.
Hey Ash and Mez, if you’re watching this you know that it’s true. You get past the mums and it’s all smooth sailing from there. I smile a lot. It’s not hard to get on their good side. I use my manners. I hold the door open for them; they like that. I make myself useful.MoreLess
Ummm, so, today some guy asked me how I do it. How I’m always hooked up with a gorgeous girl. I gave him a look that said, ‘I dunno what you’re talking about,’ and walked away, but he followed and tapped me on the shoulder.
‘...Come on,’ he said. ‘I really want to know.’ ‘Word of mouth,’ I said and left him with that.
So this is the truth about my success with girls. And listen well.
I chat up the girls’ mums, and they love me.
Hey Ash and Mez, if you’re watching this you know that it’s true. You get past the mums and it’s all smooth sailing from there. I smile a lot. It’s not hard to get on their good side. I use my manners. I hold the door open for them; they like that. I make myself useful.MoreLess
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