Shopping for a Billionaire 2
“Mine stretch so far across the room I think they’re going to fall out a window. Only Mom stays calm and waves the hand with the makeup paddle in it. “Oh, no, honey. We already—”
“MARIE!” Dad bellows. He glares at Amy like she’s a complete stranger who just accosted him. “And Amelia Langstrom Jacoby, what do you think you’re doing talking about…well…that around us?” “She’s the one who lent me those Fifty Shades books, Jason,” Mom says in a sotto voce. As if we can’t hear her. My apartment is so... small, Chuckles can hear her from the roof. “Oh.” There are moments in our family where poor dad has to deal with being the only testicle owner in a field of ovaries. Having the toilet seat down nonstop for thirty-plus years is one of those issues. Learning where to park at the mall to get that perfect balance between being close to an entrance but out of our teen girlfriends’ sight is another. Dealing with four periods at different times took a kind of engineer’s calibration to get just right.MoreLess
“MARIE!” Dad bellows. He glares at Amy like she’s a complete stranger who just accosted him. “And Amelia Langstrom Jacoby, what do you think you’re doing talking about…well…that around us?” “She’s the one who lent me those Fifty Shades books, Jason,” Mom says in a sotto voce. As if we can’t hear her. My apartment is so... small, Chuckles can hear her from the roof. “Oh.” There are moments in our family where poor dad has to deal with being the only testicle owner in a field of ovaries. Having the toilet seat down nonstop for thirty-plus years is one of those issues. Learning where to park at the mall to get that perfect balance between being close to an entrance but out of our teen girlfriends’ sight is another. Dealing with four periods at different times took a kind of engineer’s calibration to get just right.MoreLess
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