'scuse Me While I Kill This Guy
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—Woody Allen I stood in the doorway, my mouth hanging open. Which, by the way, was not a good look for me.
Diego grinned, a large pizza in his hands. “Hope you like pepperoni.”
I nodded. “It’s my favorite. How did you know?”
“You just struck me as a pepperoni type.”
“Really?” I asked, wondering what made me seem like a long, hard, red Italian salami.
“No. I just called Pizza Hut and asked what you usually get.”
“They tell you that?” Hmmm, that might be a useful tool in the future. Maybe I c...ould get poisonous mushrooms on a Vic’s pizza.
Diego nodded. “Hard to believe, I know. I’ll have to make sure my client doesn’t use Pizza Hut.”
Damn, there went my brilliant idea.
“Gin?” Diego’s smoky voice slid into my thoughts. “Can I come in?”
“Oh! Yeah!” I stumbled backward to let him in.
“Mommy?” Romi appeared as soon as I closed the door behind Diego.
“Honey,” I replied, “this is my friend Diego.”
Diego knelt down to make eye contact.MoreLess
—Woody Allen I stood in the doorway, my mouth hanging open. Which, by the way, was not a good look for me.
Diego grinned, a large pizza in his hands. “Hope you like pepperoni.”
I nodded. “It’s my favorite. How did you know?”
“You just struck me as a pepperoni type.”
“Really?” I asked, wondering what made me seem like a long, hard, red Italian salami.
“No. I just called Pizza Hut and asked what you usually get.”
“They tell you that?” Hmmm, that might be a useful tool in the future. Maybe I c...ould get poisonous mushrooms on a Vic’s pizza.
Diego nodded. “Hard to believe, I know. I’ll have to make sure my client doesn’t use Pizza Hut.”
Damn, there went my brilliant idea.
“Gin?” Diego’s smoky voice slid into my thoughts. “Can I come in?”
“Oh! Yeah!” I stumbled backward to let him in.
“Mommy?” Romi appeared as soon as I closed the door behind Diego.
“Honey,” I replied, “this is my friend Diego.”
Diego knelt down to make eye contact.MoreLess
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