#scandal
“across campus. These megaphoned, white-cloaked warriors made such lofty demands as: Dismantle the social media regime (boo hiss, tinfoilers, boo hiss)!
204 Boycott smartphones! And . . . some other stuff . . . that no one remembers . . . due to mitigating circumstances of the wardrobe malfunction nature.
(Style tip, public protestors: He who dons white pants should un-don colored underpants.) Inappropriately dressed as they may have been, (e) VIL’s attempts at defending one of Lav-Oaks’s own ag...ainst the tyranny of the Lav-Oaks masses is to be commended. Just not by me, since I exist only online and Team We Hate Social Media won’t be clicking my like button anytime soon (that’s not a euphemism, kidlings).
So, my massive masses, if you see one of our no-flashy-no-mobby flash mobbers, thank them for . . .
whatever it is they’re doing, because it probably has something to do with free speech and freedom from oppression and all that inalienable rights hoo-ha that I don’t feel like referencing right now because the bathroom where my US Constitution shower curtain and coordinating Bill of Rights liner so proudly and currently hang is a long walk from my bed where I so proudly and currently hang.MoreLess
204 Boycott smartphones! And . . . some other stuff . . . that no one remembers . . . due to mitigating circumstances of the wardrobe malfunction nature.
(Style tip, public protestors: He who dons white pants should un-don colored underpants.) Inappropriately dressed as they may have been, (e) VIL’s attempts at defending one of Lav-Oaks’s own ag...ainst the tyranny of the Lav-Oaks masses is to be commended. Just not by me, since I exist only online and Team We Hate Social Media won’t be clicking my like button anytime soon (that’s not a euphemism, kidlings).
So, my massive masses, if you see one of our no-flashy-no-mobby flash mobbers, thank them for . . .
whatever it is they’re doing, because it probably has something to do with free speech and freedom from oppression and all that inalienable rights hoo-ha that I don’t feel like referencing right now because the bathroom where my US Constitution shower curtain and coordinating Bill of Rights liner so proudly and currently hang is a long walk from my bed where I so proudly and currently hang.MoreLess
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