Sausagey Santa
“Boon made it. He regrouped the scattered elf ships and brought them here safely.The shredded remains of zombies are sprinkled through the snow. Decapitron must have annihilated all of them. I scan the battlefield, but I don’t see antlers on any of the warriors. I can’t spot Boon, Santa, or Burt Reynolds Elf either.I hold out the vacuum to suck up any coffee birds that might be lingering in the zombie parts, just in case. I’m not taking any risks when my kids are involved.“Well?” Nora says.“What...?” I ask.“Well, go fight,” she says.“I’m guarding you,” I say.“Cowards guard,” she says. “Heroes fight.”“You didn’t think I was a coward when I saved you back there,” I say.She rolls her eyes at me like I don’t know what I’m talking about. The growth on her head pulses with the movement of her eyes.I see Tea near the corner of the grinding station. She’s stabbing at a snowman with a spear, but it doesn’t seem to be doing any good.“Come on,” I tell my kids.I sneak up behind Tea and vacuum the coffee bird out of her opponent.She turns around.“You!”MoreLess
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