“Was I really such a failure that I couldn’t even volunteer right? I couldn’t imagine anything more disappointing than being fired from a volunteer position. “I’m trying, I’m really trying.” “Great. You’re trying. I don’t give two flying reindeer about your trying. These kids will eat you alive!” “Aw c’mon, Nancy, be nice to the girl. She’s brand new to the elf game.” One of the other elves stood up for me, which made me tear up even more. “That’s no excuse. Newbie, I expect you to practice ...your elf walk, your elf talk, and your elf dance every chance you get. Understood? Tomorrow night we go live, and if you go out there like this you will get candy-caned.” I thought about asking her what exactly that meant, but decided against it. When I left the mall I did my elf walk to my car in the parking lot. When my phone rang I answered it with pep in my voice and my best elf talk. “Merry Christmas, Mom, how are your holidays going?” “Much more tropical than I expected.”MoreLessRead More Read Less
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