Sammy Keyes And the Curse of Moustache Mary (2000)
Sammy Keyes And the Curse of Moustache Mary
“I mean, it's one thing to nudge me from behind—it's quite another to do it to Officer Borsch.
I don't think she was trying to get him to quit arguing with Lucinda about “ancient history” and “just cause” as much as she was just sniffing him out, but she might as well have goosed him for all the noise he made. He jumps back, crying, “Hey! Heeeeey! Get away from me!”
Penny snorts after him, twitching her snout around in the air.
“You hear me? Get away!”
I grab her collar to hold her back, but she... is two hundred pounds of highly motivated pork, and I'm not having much of an effect. I practically get on her and go for a ride, but still, she's not stopping.
Then this giggle consumes me. Completely. I can't stop it any more than I can stop Penny. And it's not because I think the way Officer Borsch is acting is funny. Try being attacked by a runaway pig sometime—it's scary! No, it's because I realize that Penny's in love. L-O-V-E, love.
Now a thought like that can put you in stitches, and a thought like that can make you completely useless.MoreLess
I don't think she was trying to get him to quit arguing with Lucinda about “ancient history” and “just cause” as much as she was just sniffing him out, but she might as well have goosed him for all the noise he made. He jumps back, crying, “Hey! Heeeeey! Get away from me!”
Penny snorts after him, twitching her snout around in the air.
“You hear me? Get away!”
I grab her collar to hold her back, but she... is two hundred pounds of highly motivated pork, and I'm not having much of an effect. I practically get on her and go for a ride, but still, she's not stopping.
Then this giggle consumes me. Completely. I can't stop it any more than I can stop Penny. And it's not because I think the way Officer Borsch is acting is funny. Try being attacked by a runaway pig sometime—it's scary! No, it's because I realize that Penny's in love. L-O-V-E, love.
Now a thought like that can put you in stitches, and a thought like that can make you completely useless.MoreLess
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