Running in Heels
“I might have said I was stupid—as in, “I left the lights on in my car, I’m so stupid”—but all women say they’re stupid without meaning it. But now, I mean it. What an idiot, what a bloody twit. I’ve got the cognitive abilities of a roast pigeon. I’m Ricki Lake–guest-level stupid. I’m Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? out on one-hundred-pounds stupid.
I feel depressed with how stupid I am—which disproves another long-held belief of mine—that only intelligent people get depressed because the stupid ...ones are too stupid to realize how stupid they are and get depressed about it.
Do I have any excuse? In my favor, I never met Alex when she was seeing Andy—a combination of having as little to do with him as possible, especially after the kiss, and Andy working in sunny Aldershot for the first year of his relationship with Alex, and then in the City. Not in my favor is that Helen Keller in a thick blindfold would have seen this coming.
I manage to thank Alex for introducing me to Robin and say that I’ll be in touch.MoreLess
I feel depressed with how stupid I am—which disproves another long-held belief of mine—that only intelligent people get depressed because the stupid ...ones are too stupid to realize how stupid they are and get depressed about it.
Do I have any excuse? In my favor, I never met Alex when she was seeing Andy—a combination of having as little to do with him as possible, especially after the kiss, and Andy working in sunny Aldershot for the first year of his relationship with Alex, and then in the City. Not in my favor is that Helen Keller in a thick blindfold would have seen this coming.
I manage to thank Alex for introducing me to Robin and say that I’ll be in touch.MoreLess
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