Rude Bitches Make Me Tired: Slightly Profane And Entirely Logical Answers to Modern Etiquette Dilemmas
“They’re married to each other, or at least in some sort of relationship. She is brilliantly played by a blond-wigged Kristen Wiig wearing stilettos, a short, tight skirt, and a perpetually bored expression. He is just as brilliantly played by a be-sweatered, entirely vacant Jason Sudeikis. Both are sadly familiar.Two A-Holes are shown in a variety of settings acting rude, demanding, and infuriatingly clueless. They’re hilarious until you meet them in person, as I did, at that great equalizer of... all humanity, the line at the U.S. Post Office and Lunch Hour Detention Center.With about a dozen people in line behind them, these Two A-Holes remained oblivious of everyone around them while “She” pondered the available stamp selections, asking which “He” preferred.“I dunno, babe,” he responded. “What do you think?” (OMGod! The SNL couple says the same thing! Were there hidden cameras somewhere?)She kept smacking her gum and flipping back her long blond hair like it was her job while we all waited and seethed in silence.“Baaaaabe,”MoreLess
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