Redneck Tale - Naughty Shorts
“Eight! Always the bridesmaid and never the bride. Pretty pathetic, considering I’m nearing thirty. My mother believes I’m becoming a spinster, and I already have two cats.
It isn’t because I don’t get out there and date. I do! All the time. There’s something about me that doesn’t convey the message of a forever kind of girl. I can’t say that I’m the type of woman someone would want to take home to Mom either. No, I’m too outspoken and opinionated. On the flip side, I do get my fair share of one...-night stands, which in reality, is a really good thing for me.
All in all, I think I unconsciously sabotage relationships before they can get started. I have no desire to cook, clean, or become a man’s mother. I love men, but I love them in my bed, and when they’re done, I want them to leave.
I’ve met all kinds of men over the years. The lonely. The too good to be true. The clingy. The overbearing. The jerks. The psychos. The list just goes on and on.
Each date I accept is like picking up the dice at a craps table.MoreLess
It isn’t because I don’t get out there and date. I do! All the time. There’s something about me that doesn’t convey the message of a forever kind of girl. I can’t say that I’m the type of woman someone would want to take home to Mom either. No, I’m too outspoken and opinionated. On the flip side, I do get my fair share of one...-night stands, which in reality, is a really good thing for me.
All in all, I think I unconsciously sabotage relationships before they can get started. I have no desire to cook, clean, or become a man’s mother. I love men, but I love them in my bed, and when they’re done, I want them to leave.
I’ve met all kinds of men over the years. The lonely. The too good to be true. The clingy. The overbearing. The jerks. The psychos. The list just goes on and on.
Each date I accept is like picking up the dice at a craps table.MoreLess
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