Raisin Rodriguez & the Big-Time Smooch (2010)
Raisin Rodriguez & the Big-Time Smooch
“That is SO disgusting.
But I’m not really one to talk. Because you know what I have? Zits.
It’s like a nation of pimples have decided to colonize my T zone. I must show them who’s boss. I must get them to leave in time for Roger Morris’s bar mitzvah. I have to look perfect for CJ.
And ignore the fact that his other girlfriend, Dylan the superhero with the heart-shaped belt, looks perfect every day.
11:46 AM, EST The blemishes will be gone before dawn.
Yes, problem-free Raisin has done it again...! I’ve devised a solution that’s so simple, yet so brilliant, I wonder why nobody’s tried it before me.
First, I cleaned the problem area with Stridex medicated pads. Next, I carefully applied Clearasil to every zit. And then (here’s where my geniousity shines through) for extra protection, I took more of the Stridex pads and taped them to my face with Band-Aids. How smart am I? By tomorrow I should have a peaches-and-cream complexion.
12:09 PM, EST That tingly feeling lets me know they’re working.MoreLess
But I’m not really one to talk. Because you know what I have? Zits.
It’s like a nation of pimples have decided to colonize my T zone. I must show them who’s boss. I must get them to leave in time for Roger Morris’s bar mitzvah. I have to look perfect for CJ.
And ignore the fact that his other girlfriend, Dylan the superhero with the heart-shaped belt, looks perfect every day.
11:46 AM, EST The blemishes will be gone before dawn.
Yes, problem-free Raisin has done it again...! I’ve devised a solution that’s so simple, yet so brilliant, I wonder why nobody’s tried it before me.
First, I cleaned the problem area with Stridex medicated pads. Next, I carefully applied Clearasil to every zit. And then (here’s where my geniousity shines through) for extra protection, I took more of the Stridex pads and taped them to my face with Band-Aids. How smart am I? By tomorrow I should have a peaches-and-cream complexion.
12:09 PM, EST That tingly feeling lets me know they’re working.MoreLess
Read book Raisin Rodriguez & the Big-Time Smooch for free
Write Review:
Guest
Read Also
9 / 10
User Reviews: