Puppet Wrangler (2004)
“Like I said, he started off being good. He was quiet, polite and really, really grateful. After that first time we went to the mall, in fact, Bitsie actually said thank you! It was very touching. Like seeing someone who’s lost a leg walk for the first time. (And it was probably about as hard for him to do.) But little by little, Bitsie started getting bolder. He whispered a bit too loudly. He did stupid things just to embarrass me—like screaming “Hey, Handsome!” in my voice at guys who really w...eren’t handsome, or making loud wet farting noises whenever I bent over to try on shoes.46 He also shoplifted. Or at least he thought he shoplifted.
That’s because I didn’t tell him that the ketchup cups at Hamburger Heaven are free. I figured if he was happy taking them, he’d keep his four-fingered paws off the electronic equipment. I’d talk about whether it was right or wrong with him later.
All that was bad enough, of course, but then Bitsie ran away.
I didn’t even notice at first.MoreLess
That’s because I didn’t tell him that the ketchup cups at Hamburger Heaven are free. I figured if he was happy taking them, he’d keep his four-fingered paws off the electronic equipment. I’d talk about whether it was right or wrong with him later.
All that was bad enough, of course, but then Bitsie ran away.
I didn’t even notice at first.MoreLess
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