Pirates of Underwhere (2008)
“Maybe it’s because he’s shorter than average. Or maybe it’s because of that look in his eyes.
(Oh, wait—I know. It’s because he’s thoroughly and completely obnoxious.) Whatever the reason, they found him at recess.
I was chatting with my friend Heather on the swings. Zeke and Hector were tossing a football nearby. Or to be more accurate, they were chasing it. My brother’s not exactly a football hero.
Then trouble showed up.
Trouble in the shape of Melvin Prang and his sidekick Darryl.
“Hey, Dar...ryl,” said Melvin, acting all puzzled. “I didn’t know they had a new football league at school.”
“What league is that?” said Darryl.
“The inky-dinky league!” Melvin shoved Zeke and snatched the football.
Zeke’s face fell. “Come on, Melvin,” he said. “Give it back.”
The bully tossed it to Darryl. “I don’t have it.”
Zeke slouched over to the sidekick. “Darryl…”
Darryl threw it back to Melvin. “I don’t have it.”
These mental giants probably would’ve kept up their game all through recess, if not for the custodian.MoreLess
(Oh, wait—I know. It’s because he’s thoroughly and completely obnoxious.) Whatever the reason, they found him at recess.
I was chatting with my friend Heather on the swings. Zeke and Hector were tossing a football nearby. Or to be more accurate, they were chasing it. My brother’s not exactly a football hero.
Then trouble showed up.
Trouble in the shape of Melvin Prang and his sidekick Darryl.
“Hey, Dar...ryl,” said Melvin, acting all puzzled. “I didn’t know they had a new football league at school.”
“What league is that?” said Darryl.
“The inky-dinky league!” Melvin shoved Zeke and snatched the football.
Zeke’s face fell. “Come on, Melvin,” he said. “Give it back.”
The bully tossed it to Darryl. “I don’t have it.”
Zeke slouched over to the sidekick. “Darryl…”
Darryl threw it back to Melvin. “I don’t have it.”
These mental giants probably would’ve kept up their game all through recess, if not for the custodian.MoreLess
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