Party Poopers (2006)
“Jennifer Ecch follows me everywhere. She calls me Honey Cakes and Baby Lamb. She thinks it’s perfectly okay to plant loud, smoochy kisses all over me—even in class!
It’s hard to fight her. She’s big and strong. She opens cans with her teeth!
And now here she was, sitting on my chest, inviting me to the All-Nighter in front of my girlfriend!
I struggled to breathe. “April-May, don’t be jealous,” I choked out.
April-May laughed. “That’s so adorable, the way Jennifer tackled you and knocked your breath out,” she said.
“Adorable?” I cried. “She broke sixteen ribs!”
April-May grinned down at me. “That’s so cute, the way Jennifer is planting smoochy kisses up and down your arm.”
I groaned. “It’s giving me a skin rash! I’ll have to see the nurse!”
Jennifer grabbed my head and tugged it.
“The head doesn’t come off!” I screamed. “It’s attached to my neck!”
April-May laughed again. “Bernie, it’s so totally cute how she’s got you in that headlock and won’t let go until you agree to go to the All...-Nighter with her!”MoreLess
It’s hard to fight her. She’s big and strong. She opens cans with her teeth!
And now here she was, sitting on my chest, inviting me to the All-Nighter in front of my girlfriend!
I struggled to breathe. “April-May, don’t be jealous,” I choked out.
April-May laughed. “That’s so adorable, the way Jennifer tackled you and knocked your breath out,” she said.
“Adorable?” I cried. “She broke sixteen ribs!”
April-May grinned down at me. “That’s so cute, the way Jennifer is planting smoochy kisses up and down your arm.”
I groaned. “It’s giving me a skin rash! I’ll have to see the nurse!”
Jennifer grabbed my head and tugged it.
“The head doesn’t come off!” I screamed. “It’s attached to my neck!”
April-May laughed again. “Bernie, it’s so totally cute how she’s got you in that headlock and won’t let go until you agree to go to the All...-Nighter with her!”MoreLess
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