Over the Darkened Landscape
“(Camera cuts to fast images of: Mountie dog sledding; nude sunbathers on Wreck Beach1; smiling blonde skiing in the Rockies) Reach Out and Mug Someone (Partial transcript of phone message to Dale MacDonald) Dale: “Hello?”
Operator: “This is Bell Canada2. We are pleased to be your new telecommunications server for this area. Please indicate now if you would like to proceed to your incoming call immediately, or if you would like to hear about some of our fine…”
Dale: “Jesus! Incoming call!”
Opera...tor: “Thank you for your choice. We will contact you shortly regarding Bell Canada operations and specials. Please proceed.”
Dale: “Hello?”
Caller: “Dale MacDonald. This is the Human Resources Department for Natural Resources Export Corporation. Our records show that as of 2400 hours today you have been drafted. In keeping with federal government regulations owing to Bill C-79823, your position is terminated. Separation pay has been deposited in your account, and at the end of your service you can expect to be offered an excellent entry-level position.MoreLess
Operator: “This is Bell Canada2. We are pleased to be your new telecommunications server for this area. Please indicate now if you would like to proceed to your incoming call immediately, or if you would like to hear about some of our fine…”
Dale: “Jesus! Incoming call!”
Opera...tor: “Thank you for your choice. We will contact you shortly regarding Bell Canada operations and specials. Please proceed.”
Dale: “Hello?”
Caller: “Dale MacDonald. This is the Human Resources Department for Natural Resources Export Corporation. Our records show that as of 2400 hours today you have been drafted. In keeping with federal government regulations owing to Bill C-79823, your position is terminated. Separation pay has been deposited in your account, and at the end of your service you can expect to be offered an excellent entry-level position.MoreLess
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