Operation Eiffel Tower (2011)
Operation Eiffel Tower
“ Dear Jack, What do you call a squaddie in a hedge?
Privet.
LOL! On the outside I may have the body of a weak and knackered new recruit, but inside I’m still God’s own gift to comedy! Actually, it’s a good job I have a career as a comedian to fall back on, cos my dreams of being Britain’s Next Top Foot Model have gone up in smoke. How can you get trench foot if you’ve never even been in a trench? That’s what I want to know. I asked the Corporal and he just gave me some athlete’s foot powder. I...’ll let you know whether it works, or whether I’m turning into the Creature from the Black Lagoon, with webbed toes and gammy skin. Yum.
So, in your last email you asked how much it costs to buy a fancy meal for two. Why? Is there some young lady in your life that I should know about? Someone you want to impress?
Well, if she’s not all that, you could get away with spending £10 in McDonald’s. But if you really want something a bit more fancy, then £40 should do it. Any more than that and she’d better be Beyoncé Knowles at the very least!MoreLess
Privet.
LOL! On the outside I may have the body of a weak and knackered new recruit, but inside I’m still God’s own gift to comedy! Actually, it’s a good job I have a career as a comedian to fall back on, cos my dreams of being Britain’s Next Top Foot Model have gone up in smoke. How can you get trench foot if you’ve never even been in a trench? That’s what I want to know. I asked the Corporal and he just gave me some athlete’s foot powder. I...’ll let you know whether it works, or whether I’m turning into the Creature from the Black Lagoon, with webbed toes and gammy skin. Yum.
So, in your last email you asked how much it costs to buy a fancy meal for two. Why? Is there some young lady in your life that I should know about? Someone you want to impress?
Well, if she’s not all that, you could get away with spending £10 in McDonald’s. But if you really want something a bit more fancy, then £40 should do it. Any more than that and she’d better be Beyoncé Knowles at the very least!MoreLess
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