One Spoonful of Trouble (Felicity Bell book 1)
“In actual fact he was nothing more than a common criminal, and not even a good-looking one. He looked nothing like the crooks Johnny Depp sometimes portrayed, or Leonardo DiCaprio for that matter.
One would think that dealing with dead people on a daily basis Alice would have become immune to the smell of decay but she wasn’t. Personal hygiene was one of her pet peeves, as was security. As a card-carrying member of the Happy Bays Neighborhood Watch Committee, she abhorred criminal behavior the ...same way she abhorred people who didn’t use deodorant or brush their teeth after every meal. She was a stickler on both fronts, and it was just in those two areas that she found this man lacking.
“Well? What are you waiting for?” he snapped irritably. “Your money or your life, toots.”
“Toots? Did you really just call me Toots?”
“What’s it matter what I call you? If you don’t give me the money you’ll be joining those stiffs in the back.” He gestured with the gun. “Now move that bony ass!”MoreLess
One would think that dealing with dead people on a daily basis Alice would have become immune to the smell of decay but she wasn’t. Personal hygiene was one of her pet peeves, as was security. As a card-carrying member of the Happy Bays Neighborhood Watch Committee, she abhorred criminal behavior the ...same way she abhorred people who didn’t use deodorant or brush their teeth after every meal. She was a stickler on both fronts, and it was just in those two areas that she found this man lacking.
“Well? What are you waiting for?” he snapped irritably. “Your money or your life, toots.”
“Toots? Did you really just call me Toots?”
“What’s it matter what I call you? If you don’t give me the money you’ll be joining those stiffs in the back.” He gestured with the gun. “Now move that bony ass!”MoreLess
Read book One Spoonful of Trouble (Felicity Bell book 1) for free
You can download books for free in various formats, such as epub, pdf, azw, mobi, txt and others on book networks site. Additionally, the entire text is available for online reading through our e-reader. Our site is not responsible for the performance of third-party products (sites).
Write Review:
Guest
Read Also
8 / 10
User Reviews: