One Hot Mess (2009)
One Hot Mess
“If I ain't there I make myself a cup a tea and carry on like I have for the past century or so.
—Ella Brady, Chrissy'smaternal grandmother,age unknown N THE FOLLOWING MORNING, as I lay in bed and considered the dust motes floating aimlessly in a slanted beam of sunlight, my head was still reeling. Senator Rivera was planning to run for president, his son still hadn't called me, and I had to pee something terrible.
It was Saturday. I dressed in a pair of only slightly stained sweats, packed Harl...ey into the Saturn's abused backseat, and headed to Yum Yum Donuts, where they fry up reasons to go on living. I used their bathroom and, being the health-conscious nut that I am, ordered a milk with a side order of apple fritters.
While Harley romped with a dachshund the size of my left ear, I ate my goodies and considered the day ahead.
I can't really tell you what possessed me to finally head west. But I arrived in Edmond Park in a little less than a full lifetime and called directory assistance for Kathleen's address.MoreLess
—Ella Brady, Chrissy'smaternal grandmother,age unknown N THE FOLLOWING MORNING, as I lay in bed and considered the dust motes floating aimlessly in a slanted beam of sunlight, my head was still reeling. Senator Rivera was planning to run for president, his son still hadn't called me, and I had to pee something terrible.
It was Saturday. I dressed in a pair of only slightly stained sweats, packed Harl...ey into the Saturn's abused backseat, and headed to Yum Yum Donuts, where they fry up reasons to go on living. I used their bathroom and, being the health-conscious nut that I am, ordered a milk with a side order of apple fritters.
While Harley romped with a dachshund the size of my left ear, I ate my goodies and considered the day ahead.
I can't really tell you what possessed me to finally head west. But I arrived in Edmond Park in a little less than a full lifetime and called directory assistance for Kathleen's address.MoreLess
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