Nice Girls Don't Live Forever
“The problem with being a vampire is that it can take hundreds of years for that time to come.
—Love Bites: A Female Vampire’s Guide to LessDestructive Relationships Mama had outdone herself.
With little effort or prompting on my part, my mother had pulled together a baby shower that would have made Martha Stewart turn chartreuse with envy.
“Oh. … my.” Jolene sighed as I helped her waddle through the front door of my parents’ house.
Since the ultrasounds had been unclear as far as the twins’ gen...der, Mom had kept things charmingly gender-neutral. A hand-sewn banner shouting “Congratulations!” in appliquéd pink and blue letters hung over the foyer table. On the table, guests could “sign in” by autographing a little baby album for Jolene and offering her an invaluable piece of parenting wisdom. To our left, the parlor’s chairs were arranged in a circle around a small pile of beautifully wrapped presents. A clothesline was strung on one side of the room, artfully hung with little gender-neutral baby outfits, matching socks, and hats I knew Mama wouldn’t have been able to resist buying for the twins.MoreLess
—Love Bites: A Female Vampire’s Guide to LessDestructive Relationships Mama had outdone herself.
With little effort or prompting on my part, my mother had pulled together a baby shower that would have made Martha Stewart turn chartreuse with envy.
“Oh. … my.” Jolene sighed as I helped her waddle through the front door of my parents’ house.
Since the ultrasounds had been unclear as far as the twins’ gen...der, Mom had kept things charmingly gender-neutral. A hand-sewn banner shouting “Congratulations!” in appliquéd pink and blue letters hung over the foyer table. On the table, guests could “sign in” by autographing a little baby album for Jolene and offering her an invaluable piece of parenting wisdom. To our left, the parlor’s chairs were arranged in a circle around a small pile of beautifully wrapped presents. A clothesline was strung on one side of the room, artfully hung with little gender-neutral baby outfits, matching socks, and hats I knew Mama wouldn’t have been able to resist buying for the twins.MoreLess
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