New Kid Catastrophes: 1 (Tj And the Time Stumblers)
“Herby said, floating invisibly beside her. “You’ll want us with you.”“Why today?” she asked as they headed up the sidewalk toward the gymnasium. “I don’t get it.”“Oh, you will.” Tuna gave a heavy sigh. “I’m afraid you’ll understand in a very big way.”She opened the gym doors and came to a stop. Before her were rows and rows of science projects. Of course there were the usual ones thrown together by last-minute slackers. Like the experiment with a giant hammer and a huge crate of tomatoes titled... HOW MANY TIMES CAN YOU HIT A TOMATO WITH A SLEDGEHAMMER BEFORE IT SPLATTERS?RESULTS: Once (unless you’re a very bad shot). Or the one with all the gauze and first aid cream titled WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU HOLD YOUR HAND OVER A CANDLE FLAME FOR FIVE MINUTES?RESULTS: You scream until you pass out. But there were plenty of other experiments asking questions only the super-spoiled and super-rich could have. Like the project with the recording of a barking dog. Its title was WHICH DESIGNER JEWELRY MAKES POODLES THE HAPPIEST?RESULTS: Whatever has the most diamonds.MoreLess
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