Never Glue Your Friends to Chairs
“The first thing we did was our Secret Handshake.
Here is how it goes. In case you would like to try it.
1. Scream each other’s names.
2. Wait for the teacher to say, “Inside voices, PLEASE!”
3. Do a high five.
3. Do a low five.
4. Stick out your tongue.
5. Get all serious and say, “How do you do, Mr. Riley?”
Of course, you would not say Riley, probably.
It would be pretty amazing if we had the same last name.
Emma pointed to my elbows. “Cool sparkle Band-Aids, Roscoe.”
I mostly always have a Ba...nd-Aid on me somewhere.
Or a cast. Or a sling.
Mom says to think of it all as a fashion statement.
When I was four, I even had an eye patch.
The eye patch was black. Totally pirate.
“How’d you get the Band-Aids?” Gus asked.
“Racing my Hot Wheels car down the stairs,” I said. “The Hot Wheels won.”
“Household accidents are the most common cause of injuries in children,” said Emma.
Emma teaches me lots of interesting facts.
She was born in China. Her parents adopted her when she was a baby.MoreLess
Here is how it goes. In case you would like to try it.
1. Scream each other’s names.
2. Wait for the teacher to say, “Inside voices, PLEASE!”
3. Do a high five.
3. Do a low five.
4. Stick out your tongue.
5. Get all serious and say, “How do you do, Mr. Riley?”
Of course, you would not say Riley, probably.
It would be pretty amazing if we had the same last name.
Emma pointed to my elbows. “Cool sparkle Band-Aids, Roscoe.”
I mostly always have a Ba...nd-Aid on me somewhere.
Or a cast. Or a sling.
Mom says to think of it all as a fashion statement.
When I was four, I even had an eye patch.
The eye patch was black. Totally pirate.
“How’d you get the Band-Aids?” Gus asked.
“Racing my Hot Wheels car down the stairs,” I said. “The Hot Wheels won.”
“Household accidents are the most common cause of injuries in children,” said Emma.
Emma teaches me lots of interesting facts.
She was born in China. Her parents adopted her when she was a baby.MoreLess
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