Neighbours (2005)
“Throughout this book Merlinmary will be referred to as ‘she’ but please remember she might be he or something weird that isn’t either.
2 Well, I was. I can’t say how you were made. You could have been knitted for all I know.
3 My editor asked me to name the town where the Floods live, but I won’t, because you might feel safe and secure knowing they don’t live near you – and we wouldn’t want that, would we? And if you do live in their town, you might start bothering them and get yourself turned ...into a toad, and then your parents might sue me, unless being a toad was an improvement on what you are now.
4 You know how sometimes you think you see something out of the corner of your eye and when you turn around there’s nothing there? Well, that’s one of the Floods going by. Even if you had eyes in the back of your head and didn’t blink, you still wouldn’t be able to see them because they travel faster than the speed of light.
5 And wring out the sponge into a bowl for the night eels’ breakfast.MoreLess
2 Well, I was. I can’t say how you were made. You could have been knitted for all I know.
3 My editor asked me to name the town where the Floods live, but I won’t, because you might feel safe and secure knowing they don’t live near you – and we wouldn’t want that, would we? And if you do live in their town, you might start bothering them and get yourself turned ...into a toad, and then your parents might sue me, unless being a toad was an improvement on what you are now.
4 You know how sometimes you think you see something out of the corner of your eye and when you turn around there’s nothing there? Well, that’s one of the Floods going by. Even if you had eyes in the back of your head and didn’t blink, you still wouldn’t be able to see them because they travel faster than the speed of light.
5 And wring out the sponge into a bowl for the night eels’ breakfast.MoreLess
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