“Not that I ever in a mil ion years anticipated sirens at the beginning of al this. Otherwise, obviously, I never would have agreed to it. Hindsight. It’s a bitch. But even when my unnervingly calm best friend, Shayne, informed me that they were coming, I never expected them to be this loud. Or this…I don’t know…conspicuous. They’re like beacons blasting through the dark night, waking the neighbors, cal ing out to anyone within a five-mile radius, “Hey! You! Look over here! Brooklyn Pierce has s...crewed up…again!” Why don’t they just send out a freaking press release or something? Although, I have no doubt this wil make the front page of tomorrow’s paper. Or at least the top-clicked story on a few local blogs. Because real y, what else is there to talk about in this boring little nothing-exciting-ever-happens town? The fact that the First Church of Who the Heck Cares got a new pastor last week? No, this wil definitely be the news. And I wil definitely be at the very center of the scandal…yet again.MoreLessRead More Read Less
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