My Life As a Computer Cockroach
My Life As a Computer Cockroach
“In fact, on the McDoogle Scale of Mishaps it only registered about a 6.4. I mean, all I did was run face first into the door Mom had just opened . . . and stagger around a little, looking for a good place to fall.
“Wally, are you all righ—”
Unfortunately, the only place I could find to fall was into Mom.
“WALL—”
That was all she got out before I slammed into her. The good news was she managed to hang on to the tray with my dinner of tomato soup and macaroni and cheese. The bad news was that did...n’t stop us from staggering across the room and K-Bamb! slamming into the wall, where we accidentally turned on the switch to my ceiling fan. Unfortunately, our dance routine wasn’t quite over. Next, we staggered over to my bookshelf and K-Bamb!
crashed into my CD player.
No problem, except that Collision, the family cat (who did not get his name by accident), was sleeping on one of the speakers. Well, he had been sleeping on one of the speakers . . . until they blasted on and he shot straight up into the air .MoreLess
“Wally, are you all righ—”
Unfortunately, the only place I could find to fall was into Mom.
“WALL—”
That was all she got out before I slammed into her. The good news was she managed to hang on to the tray with my dinner of tomato soup and macaroni and cheese. The bad news was that did...n’t stop us from staggering across the room and K-Bamb! slamming into the wall, where we accidentally turned on the switch to my ceiling fan. Unfortunately, our dance routine wasn’t quite over. Next, we staggered over to my bookshelf and K-Bamb!
crashed into my CD player.
No problem, except that Collision, the family cat (who did not get his name by accident), was sleeping on one of the speakers. Well, he had been sleeping on one of the speakers . . . until they blasted on and he shot straight up into the air .MoreLess
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