“It’s a game where you are faced with two impossible choices, but you have to choose one. What would you rather do …? - Kiss a dog or a cat? - Have a finger chopped off or a toe? - Get locked in a cage with a hungry boa constrictor or an angry gorilla? - Eat a Ziploc bag full of your grandfather’s toenails or eat a cereal bowl full of your cousin’s scabs? - Give a speech at school assembly naked or climb Mt Everest wearing only underpants? - Be eaten by a dinosaur or a dragon? - Have chicken-pox... for three months or nits for a year? - Go over Niagara Falls in a barrel or fight Spain’s toughest bull? - Spend an entire year at school doing only your least favourite subject or spend a week in a jail for insane clowns? - Eat dog poo or cat vomit? - Get dropped into a pit of snakes or spiders? - Drink a warm tuna milkshake or a tall glass of your own wee? - Wear a T-shirt to school that says ‘I love my mummy’ or accidentally poo your pants at the beginning of a two-hour maths test that you are not allowed to leave?MoreLessRead More Read Less
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