My Life And Other Massive Mistakes (2015)
“Of course you can keep her and name her and build a hutch for her under your bed. Can I get Rarnalda something to eat?’ ‘Fifty-two per cent on your maths test! That means you got more right than you got wrong! Well done! Let’s go buy a milkshake to celebrate.’ ‘Life’s too short. Why don’t we just have fairy floss, toffee apples and lemonade for dinner?’ ‘Can you invite Jack around more often? I love waking to the sweet sound of you two playing video games at 5 o’clock on a Sunday morning.’ ‘Dar...ling, weeing on the toilet seat is just part of being a boy. I don’t mind wiping the back of my legs when I stand up.’ ‘Of course you can have my PIN number. It’s 3724.’ ‘Of course I don’t mind that you like a girl at school more than you like me.’ ‘Of course it’s okay that you smashed a lamp over your sister’s head and then stuffed marshmallows up her nose and farted on her.’ ‘I’d love to watch a Star Wars movie marathon with you this weekend.’ ‘No, I don’t mind you cutting the heads off your sister’s porcelain dolls.MoreLess
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