My Fair Lazy: One Reality Television Addict's Attempt to Discover If Not Being a Dumb Ass is the New Black, Or a Culture-Up Manifesto
“I glance at the screen and back down at the paper and bury my face in my hands. This can’t be. This simply can’t be.With a trembling hand, I dial Fletch’s office. He’s been much better about picking up the phone since I stopped calling him to discuss what happened on my TiVo cache of Big Brother.“Hello?”“Bad news!” I gasp.Fletch is instantly concerned. “Is Maisy okay?”“What? Oh, yeah, she’s fine. She’s on her bed and Chuck Norris keeps ambushing her and batting at her tail.”“Did the Thundercats... break another vase?”I grit my teeth. “We have no more vases to break.” The upside of saving three feral kittens is the satisfaction of knowing they’re going to have a happy and safe life. The downside of saving three feral kittens is suddenly your house is filled with THREE FERAL KITTENS.“Then what’s going on?”“You know how for Authors Night we had to select an authors’ dinner? And I picked the one with the general because I thought it would be at Rudy Giuliani’s house?MoreLess
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