Ms. Beard is Weird!
“Beard Is Weird!
10Very Funny “You have to tell jokes,” announced Ms. Beard.
“Jokes?”
“Oh, that’s no big deal,” said Ms. Leakey. “I know lots of jokes.”
“Me too,” said Mr. Granite.
“Here are the rules,” announced Ms. Beard. “The four of you can tell three jokes each. Then we’ll open up the phone lines, and viewers will vote for the funniest teacher. Two of you will advance to the next round, and two of you will go home. Got it? Let’s get cracking. Joke cracking, that is!”
All the lights went out... except for a spotlight on the microphone. Mr. Granite stepped up to it.
“What kind of a bone will a dog never eat?” asked Mr. Granite.
“What kind?” we all shouted.
“A trombone!” said Mr. Granite.
He waited until the chuckles died down to tell his next joke.
“Who can shave twenty-five times a day and still have a beard?”
“Who?” we all shouted.
“A barber!” said Mr. Granite. “Did you hear about the fire at the circus?”
“No,” we all shouted.MoreLess
10Very Funny “You have to tell jokes,” announced Ms. Beard.
“Jokes?”
“Oh, that’s no big deal,” said Ms. Leakey. “I know lots of jokes.”
“Me too,” said Mr. Granite.
“Here are the rules,” announced Ms. Beard. “The four of you can tell three jokes each. Then we’ll open up the phone lines, and viewers will vote for the funniest teacher. Two of you will advance to the next round, and two of you will go home. Got it? Let’s get cracking. Joke cracking, that is!”
All the lights went out... except for a spotlight on the microphone. Mr. Granite stepped up to it.
“What kind of a bone will a dog never eat?” asked Mr. Granite.
“What kind?” we all shouted.
“A trombone!” said Mr. Granite.
He waited until the chuckles died down to tell his next joke.
“Who can shave twenty-five times a day and still have a beard?”
“Who?” we all shouted.
“A barber!” said Mr. Granite. “Did you hear about the fire at the circus?”
“No,” we all shouted.MoreLess
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