Mrs. Patty is Batty!

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Patty Is Batty!
1 Mischief Night My name is A.J. and I hate school.
Well, I have to tell the truth. There is one thing about school that I really love.
Dismissal! That’s when we get to go home!
“Don’t forget to wear your Halloween costumes tomorrow,” Mrs. Patty cackled over the loudspeaker just before the three o’clock bell rang. “Halloween is my favorite holiday!”
She’s not kidding. Mrs. Patty celebrates Halloween all year long. There are always cobwebs and spiders covering her desk. She wears
... earrings that look like little skeletons. And she always has candy in her office. Lots of candy.
I like Mrs. Patty. She’s the secretary at Ella Mentry School. That means she sits in the front office all day and makes announcements over the loudspeaker. “Friday is pizza day!” she will say. Or “Miss Lazar, please mop up the throw up in the vomitorium.” Or “Will the children who left their jackets in the playground please remove their clothes.”
Being a school secretary is like being a DJ.
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