Mrs. Jafee is Daffy! (2009)
“Jafee Is Daffy!
6 Stonewall Jackson Every Tuesday after fizz ed we go see Mrs. Roopy in the media center. It used to be called the “library,” but over the summer they changed it to the “media center.” Nobody knows why.
When we got there, Mrs. Roopy wasn’t around, but a guy with a beard was standing at attention in a gray army uniform. He looked a lot like Mrs. Roopy, except that he only had one arm.
“Mrs. Roopy?” we all asked.
“Roopy? Never heard of her,” the army guy said. “General Stonewall J...ackson, at your service. I am one of the most important Southern generals of the Civil War.”
“You couldn’t possibly be Stonewall Jackson,” Andrea said. “The Civil War took place a hundred and fifty years ago.”
“Yes, don’t I look young for my age?” said Stonewall Jackson.
I was almost sure he was really Mrs. Roopy in a Stonewall Jackson costume. Mrs. Roopy is loopy.
“What happened to your arm?” Neil the nude kid asked.
“Sit around me on the floor and I’ll tell you,”MoreLess
6 Stonewall Jackson Every Tuesday after fizz ed we go see Mrs. Roopy in the media center. It used to be called the “library,” but over the summer they changed it to the “media center.” Nobody knows why.
When we got there, Mrs. Roopy wasn’t around, but a guy with a beard was standing at attention in a gray army uniform. He looked a lot like Mrs. Roopy, except that he only had one arm.
“Mrs. Roopy?” we all asked.
“Roopy? Never heard of her,” the army guy said. “General Stonewall J...ackson, at your service. I am one of the most important Southern generals of the Civil War.”
“You couldn’t possibly be Stonewall Jackson,” Andrea said. “The Civil War took place a hundred and fifty years ago.”
“Yes, don’t I look young for my age?” said Stonewall Jackson.
I was almost sure he was really Mrs. Roopy in a Stonewall Jackson costume. Mrs. Roopy is loopy.
“What happened to your arm?” Neil the nude kid asked.
“Sit around me on the floor and I’ll tell you,”MoreLess
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