Mr Mingin (2015)
“WE WANT MINGIN!”
Chloe keeked through a slap in the curtains. There wis a muckle crood o people ootside their hoose. News reporters, camera crews, and hunners and hunners o local folk wavin bits o cairdboard embleezoned wi slogans.
Mr Mingin’s appearance on television the nicht afore had obviously had a muckle effect on folk. Owernicht he’d gane fae bein an unkent mingin tink tae a warld famous mingin tink.
Chloe pit on her dressin goun and raced doon tae the shed.
“Is it time for Lily tae meet... the flesh-scrannin zombie dominies?” spiered Mr Mingin as she come in.
“Naw, naw, naw, Mr Mingin! Can ye no hear the croods ootside?!”
“I’m sorry, I cannae hear properly,” he said. “Here, I foond these rabbit droappins in the gairden. They mak braw plugs for yer lugs.” He popped oot twa wee broon pellets as Chloe looked on wi an unco mixter-maxter o scunner and admiration at his ingenuity. For those o ye wha micht find yersel oot in the wild and in need o plugs for yer lugs, jist follae this easy step-by-step guide.MoreLess
Chloe keeked through a slap in the curtains. There wis a muckle crood o people ootside their hoose. News reporters, camera crews, and hunners and hunners o local folk wavin bits o cairdboard embleezoned wi slogans.
Mr Mingin’s appearance on television the nicht afore had obviously had a muckle effect on folk. Owernicht he’d gane fae bein an unkent mingin tink tae a warld famous mingin tink.
Chloe pit on her dressin goun and raced doon tae the shed.
“Is it time for Lily tae meet... the flesh-scrannin zombie dominies?” spiered Mr Mingin as she come in.
“Naw, naw, naw, Mr Mingin! Can ye no hear the croods ootside?!”
“I’m sorry, I cannae hear properly,” he said. “Here, I foond these rabbit droappins in the gairden. They mak braw plugs for yer lugs.” He popped oot twa wee broon pellets as Chloe looked on wi an unco mixter-maxter o scunner and admiration at his ingenuity. For those o ye wha micht find yersel oot in the wild and in need o plugs for yer lugs, jist follae this easy step-by-step guide.MoreLess
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Guest 4 years ago
I can't even understand it. It is hard to read and decifer the words. I wish there was a version in proper english
Guest 4 years ago
its very interesting I would like more david walliams books tho :) besides its a amazing story and I brought it when I read all of it its very funny and has loads of content that everyone loves in books!
Guest 5 years ago
Its soooooo interesting and amazing, ut I think that reading a proper book is better because you are using technology which destroying our generations and books are supposed to guide you away from technology but this is still you using technology , so idrWrite Review:
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