“Jack Is a Maniac! 12 The First Rule of Being a Kid Right after the bear ran out of the gym, the three-o’clock bell rang. Yippee! Time to go home! We all rushed back to our classrooms to get our backpacks. Usually I take the bus home, but I had a dentist appointment, so my mom came to pick me up. “What did you learn in school today, A.J.?” she asked when I got in the car. “Nothing,” I said. Whenever your mom asks you what you learned at school today, always say “Nothing.” That’s the first rule o...f being a kid. “Oh, come on, A.J.,” my mom said. “You must have learned something at school today.” “We learned how to fight bears,” I told her. “Very funny. What did you learn in math class?” “We didn’t have math class.” “What did you learn in science class?” “We didn’t have science class.” “What did you learn in social studies class?” “We didn’t have social studies class.” “Well, if you didn’t have math, science, or social studies class,”MoreLessRead More Read Less
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