Mr. Granite is From Another Planet!
“All I could do was think about Mr. Granite. What if he was lying? What if he really came here to take over our planet and turn us into killer zombie robot slaves? Stuff like that happens all the time, you know. I wished I had been able to buy one of those laser beam pens at Staples.
Maybe Mr. Granite was just pretending to be nice so it would be easier for him to take over the world. Maybe I should tell Mr. Klutz. If I didn’t say anything and Mr. Granite took over our planet, it would be all my... fault.
This was the hardest decision I ever had to make. My brain hurt from thinking so much. I was afraid my head was gonna explode.
“Did you finish your homework?” my mom asked me on Monday morning.
“Homework?” I said. “Aliens from another planet could be attacking at this very second, and you’re worried about homework?”
Finally, I decided to tell Mr. Klutz what I knew. As soon as I got to school, I marched into his office. He had a machine on his desk. It looked like a little microwave oven.MoreLess
Maybe Mr. Granite was just pretending to be nice so it would be easier for him to take over the world. Maybe I should tell Mr. Klutz. If I didn’t say anything and Mr. Granite took over our planet, it would be all my... fault.
This was the hardest decision I ever had to make. My brain hurt from thinking so much. I was afraid my head was gonna explode.
“Did you finish your homework?” my mom asked me on Monday morning.
“Homework?” I said. “Aliens from another planet could be attacking at this very second, and you’re worried about homework?”
Finally, I decided to tell Mr. Klutz what I knew. As soon as I got to school, I marched into his office. He had a machine on his desk. It looked like a little microwave oven.MoreLess
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