Mr. Docker is Off His Rocker!
“Docker Is Off His Rocker!
12 The Worst Moment of My Life We had to let Andrea sit with us in the vomitorium because I was still being nice to her. My mom packed me a jelly sandwich because it was meat loaf day and I hate meat loaf.
“I love meat loaf,” said Andrea. “It goes so well with mashed potatoes.”
What a waste, I thought, looking at Andrea’s mashed potatoes. Those potatoes could be powering someone’s car or washing machine.
Suddenly Mr. Klutz came running into the vomitorium.
“Has anybody... seen Mr. Docker?” asked Mr. Klutz. “He ran away again.”
Everybody looked at me.
“A.J. drove him crazy,” said Andrea, the big tattletale. “He asked Mr. Docker so many why questions that he went running out of the room.”
“It’s not my fault!” I said. “Mr. Docker was crazy long before I got to him.”
“It is too your fault!”
“Is not!”
We went back and forth like that for a while. Finally I got sick of listening to Andrea. I scooped up some of her mashed potatoes and mashed them right on top of her head!MoreLess
12 The Worst Moment of My Life We had to let Andrea sit with us in the vomitorium because I was still being nice to her. My mom packed me a jelly sandwich because it was meat loaf day and I hate meat loaf.
“I love meat loaf,” said Andrea. “It goes so well with mashed potatoes.”
What a waste, I thought, looking at Andrea’s mashed potatoes. Those potatoes could be powering someone’s car or washing machine.
Suddenly Mr. Klutz came running into the vomitorium.
“Has anybody... seen Mr. Docker?” asked Mr. Klutz. “He ran away again.”
Everybody looked at me.
“A.J. drove him crazy,” said Andrea, the big tattletale. “He asked Mr. Docker so many why questions that he went running out of the room.”
“It’s not my fault!” I said. “Mr. Docker was crazy long before I got to him.”
“It is too your fault!”
“Is not!”
We went back and forth like that for a while. Finally I got sick of listening to Andrea. I scooped up some of her mashed potatoes and mashed them right on top of her head!MoreLess
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