Mr. Burke is Berserk!
“Burke Is Berserk!
3 The T Word The rest of us walked to class with our teacher, Mr. Granite, who is from another planet. After we put our backpacks into our cubbies and pledged the allegiance, it was time for math. But you’ll never believe who poked his head into the door at that moment.
Nobody! Poking your head into a door would hurt. But you’ll never believe who poked his head into the doorway.
It was Mr. Klutz!
“To what do we owe the pleasure of your company?” asked Mr. Granite.
That’s grown...-up talk for “What are you doing here?”
“Remember when I went to principal camp last year?” he said. “Well, I have to go again. I just wanted to say good-bye.”
“Bye!” we all said.
Principal camp sounds cool. I’ll bet the principals sit around a campfire and toast marshmallows. Maybe I’ll be a principal when I grow up so I can go to camp and eat toasted marshmallows.
After Mr. Klutz left, Mr. Granite went to the front of the room.
“It’s time for math,” he said. “Turn to page twenty-three in your—”MoreLess
3 The T Word The rest of us walked to class with our teacher, Mr. Granite, who is from another planet. After we put our backpacks into our cubbies and pledged the allegiance, it was time for math. But you’ll never believe who poked his head into the door at that moment.
Nobody! Poking your head into a door would hurt. But you’ll never believe who poked his head into the doorway.
It was Mr. Klutz!
“To what do we owe the pleasure of your company?” asked Mr. Granite.
That’s grown...-up talk for “What are you doing here?”
“Remember when I went to principal camp last year?” he said. “Well, I have to go again. I just wanted to say good-bye.”
“Bye!” we all said.
Principal camp sounds cool. I’ll bet the principals sit around a campfire and toast marshmallows. Maybe I’ll be a principal when I grow up so I can go to camp and eat toasted marshmallows.
After Mr. Klutz left, Mr. Granite went to the front of the room.
“It’s time for math,” he said. “Turn to page twenty-three in your—”MoreLess
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