Mojo (2013)
“Nash said that was all right by him, and after some discussion, we ended up with me as Nitro, Randy as TNT, and Audrey as Lil’ Dynamite. But there was no time to rehearse. The Hollisterites herded us out of the corridor, and we squeezed our way to the front of the stage, where Rowan was already rambling off a long, overblown introduction to the first act, a tall, lanky brunette by the name of Paige Harrison.
That was her first mistake, I thought. No cool alias.
As the opening notes of one of th...ose horrible generic girlpop songs started up, she slunk across the stage to the microphone, popping her eyes wide and licking her lips in what appeared to be a caricature of your typical teen diva. Now, I’m no American Idol judge, but even I could tell she was way off-key, and I’m not sure that part was intended. She was pretty funny, though. She had to strain her eyes to read the lyrics, and with her awkward bumping and grinding, she had all the grace of an ostrich with its tail feathers on fire.MoreLess
That was her first mistake, I thought. No cool alias.
As the opening notes of one of th...ose horrible generic girlpop songs started up, she slunk across the stage to the microphone, popping her eyes wide and licking her lips in what appeared to be a caricature of your typical teen diva. Now, I’m no American Idol judge, but even I could tell she was way off-key, and I’m not sure that part was intended. She was pretty funny, though. She had to strain her eyes to read the lyrics, and with her awkward bumping and grinding, she had all the grace of an ostrich with its tail feathers on fire.MoreLess
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