Miss Holly is Too Jolly!
“7 Is Santa Claus Real?
That afternoon me and Michael and Ryan were in the vomitorium eating lunch. Andrea and Emily and their girly friends were at the next table, so they couldn’t bother us.
It’s noisy in the vomitorium! Everyone was hooting and hollering. The lunch lady, Ms. LaGrange, was wearing these antler earmuff thingies on her head to block out the sound.
Ms. LaGrange is strange.
I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Michael had a tuna sandwich. Ryan had two slices of bread and some... slices of ham. Instead of putting the ham between the bread slices, he put it on the outside of the bread. Then he started eating.
“Why did you put the ham on the outside of your sandwich?” I asked him.
“It’s not a sandwich,” Ryan replied. “It’s a wichsand.”
Ryan is weird.
“I’ll bet Santa isn’t going to read those letters we wrote,” Michael said as he bit into his sandwich.
“Santa doesn’t even exist,” Ryan said. “One time I saw this Santa guy on the street ringing a bell, and then on the next block, there was another Santa guy who looked just like him.”MoreLess
That afternoon me and Michael and Ryan were in the vomitorium eating lunch. Andrea and Emily and their girly friends were at the next table, so they couldn’t bother us.
It’s noisy in the vomitorium! Everyone was hooting and hollering. The lunch lady, Ms. LaGrange, was wearing these antler earmuff thingies on her head to block out the sound.
Ms. LaGrange is strange.
I had a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Michael had a tuna sandwich. Ryan had two slices of bread and some... slices of ham. Instead of putting the ham between the bread slices, he put it on the outside of the bread. Then he started eating.
“Why did you put the ham on the outside of your sandwich?” I asked him.
“It’s not a sandwich,” Ryan replied. “It’s a wichsand.”
Ryan is weird.
“I’ll bet Santa isn’t going to read those letters we wrote,” Michael said as he bit into his sandwich.
“Santa doesn’t even exist,” Ryan said. “One time I saw this Santa guy on the street ringing a bell, and then on the next block, there was another Santa guy who looked just like him.”MoreLess
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