Midsummer Madness (2012)
“I felt as if I had run that Scottish mountain marathon where they scamper up and down hills, ticking them off on a list and collecting heather. The coffee was undrinkable mud so I took a polystyrene beaker of tea that was too hot to hold. It was time I brought in a Thermos from home even if it meant getting up ten minutes earlier.
Fran wandered over, swinging a bottle of mineral water in her hand. It had to come from a toxic-free spa. Her life-style was pure everything. Everything had to be... tested (but not on animals), classified, glorified and passed pure as undriven snow. She was wearing a fawn suede skirt the size of an A4 envelope and a skintight white vest top with silver logo saying I’M LEAN AND MEAN. She was right there.
‘Hi Sophie,’ she said. ‘That outfit suits you. You look really round and warm like a tea cosy. I don’t feel the cold. If you eat the right things, then your body temperature never drops.’ ‘Wow, I must remember that,’ I said, sipping the tasteless brown brew.MoreLess
Fran wandered over, swinging a bottle of mineral water in her hand. It had to come from a toxic-free spa. Her life-style was pure everything. Everything had to be... tested (but not on animals), classified, glorified and passed pure as undriven snow. She was wearing a fawn suede skirt the size of an A4 envelope and a skintight white vest top with silver logo saying I’M LEAN AND MEAN. She was right there.
‘Hi Sophie,’ she said. ‘That outfit suits you. You look really round and warm like a tea cosy. I don’t feel the cold. If you eat the right things, then your body temperature never drops.’ ‘Wow, I must remember that,’ I said, sipping the tasteless brown brew.MoreLess
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