“My name is A.J. and I hate ferrets. Did you ever see a ferret? They are these disgusting brown animals that look like long, skinny rats. My friend Neil, who we call the nude kid even though he wears clothes, has a pet ferret. His name is Mr. Wiggles. Last year Neil brought Mr. Wiggles to school on Crazy Pet Day. He escaped from his cage and climbed into a hat that belonged to this crybaby girl named Emily—while it was on her head! Emily freaked and went running out of the room. It was hilarious.... You should have been there! We saw it live and in person. This year we didn’t have Crazy Pet Day. We had Adopt-A-Pet Month. My teacher, Mr. Granite, said we could bring in a pet, and each of us would have to take it home for a night to take care of it. “Okay, who brought in a furry friend today?” asked Mr. Granite, who is from another planet. “I forgot,” I said. “I forgot,” said my friend Ryan, who will eat anything, even stuff that isn’t food. “I forgot,” said Michael, who never ties his shoes.MoreLessRead More Read Less
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