Mated to the Alien King (Lords of Astria)
“"When are you going to 'settle' down?" She arches her eyebrow just like our mother.
Laughter bursts out. I cover my mouth quickly to keep from spraying food across the table and embarrassing myself in front of the other restaurant guests. This, of course, is hilarious to her.
"Seriously, have you been practicing that in front of a mirror?" I ask.
"Oh you know, an innate talent to channel Mom. She asks me every week if I think you're going to find a 'nice young man' to settle down wi...th. Preferably, you know, rich, handsome, and of course well hung." "Hung?" I chuckle. "I'm sure Mom says that." "Oh yes, absolutely. Mom's very concerned about the manhood of your prospective man that doesn't, you know, exist." "I've been busy-" "Avoiding men," she interjects.
"With work! And hey, it's not like you've settled down with Mr. Right." "Ah, but I'm the baby of the family. Privileges come with that." She's right.MoreLess
Laughter bursts out. I cover my mouth quickly to keep from spraying food across the table and embarrassing myself in front of the other restaurant guests. This, of course, is hilarious to her.
"Seriously, have you been practicing that in front of a mirror?" I ask.
"Oh you know, an innate talent to channel Mom. She asks me every week if I think you're going to find a 'nice young man' to settle down wi...th. Preferably, you know, rich, handsome, and of course well hung." "Hung?" I chuckle. "I'm sure Mom says that." "Oh yes, absolutely. Mom's very concerned about the manhood of your prospective man that doesn't, you know, exist." "I've been busy-" "Avoiding men," she interjects.
"With work! And hey, it's not like you've settled down with Mr. Right." "Ah, but I'm the baby of the family. Privileges come with that." She's right.MoreLess
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